Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Interviewing Lamb

My second interview, was done interviewing Lanza, is well known not at FKR itself, but at many sites that are in some way or another, related to FKR.



nostalgic wiki (9:5 8:45 PM): Greetings my friend, Welcome to the Wiki show. How are you doing today?
Lxnza (9:59:19 PM): That's a very cliché question and I doubt you really care about how I'm doing.
nostalgic wiki (9:59:46 PM): You are correct, but it looks polite to ask, and since this question will be desplayed publicly, I decided to pull out all the stops.
nostalgic wiki (9:59:56 PM): So, if you will, please answer the question.
Lxnza (10:00:17 PM): A cliché question gets a cliché answer! I'm fine. And you?
nostalgic wiki (10:00:26 PM): Im just swell thank you.
nostalgic wiki (10:01:08 PM): First things first, I must ask, what is your opinion on th is circuss of a presidential election process? This year has been nothing short of a soap opera imo, but I would like to know what you think.
Lxnza (10:03:14 PM): What can you say about it? The self-proclaimed Maverick warmongering sociopath is going to do all he can to make the economy further insert its extensions into the assholes of the American people, and my vote is for Obama, who will at least make the insanity come at a steady pace rather than add to it.
nostalgic wiki (10:03:59 PM): Ahhh, but, haven't you heard? He is a terrorist!
Lxnza (10:04:28 PM): I have heard this assertion, and in response to it: At least his brand of terrorism would be exciting.
nostalgic wiki (10:05:19 PM): Lol, I was not being serious, but that is a great answer if I have ever heard one.
nostalgic wiki (10:06:21 PM): Moving on.
nostalgic wiki (10:06:40 PM): You were recently banned from Wire Forums, yet I here you asked for it, care to explain why?
Lxnza (10:08:46 PM): I cut ties with it because going there was essentially pointless at the time - and it's not like it was some beacon of activity or wholesome discussion. Not that I contributed to any of that or anything, but if you . . . you know, I can't think of an analogy that doesn't involve food.
nostalgic wiki (10:09:18 PM): Lol, I think any situation can be described by a simple food20analogy
Lxnza (10:09:44 PM): Yes, well.
Lxnza (10:10:03 PM): If you add one piece of shrimp to a brothy soup, it only makes that small bite a delicacy.
Lxnza (10:10:12 PM): And the rest of it is blnd.
Lxnza (10:10:16 PM): bland*
nostalgic wiki (10:10:47 PM): So, for all the women out there who want to know, what does the Lanza look for in a woman?
Lxnza (10:11:11 PM): Intelligence.
nostalgic wiki (10:11:21 PM): And boobs, amirite?
Lxnza (10:11:44 PM): Smaller ones are better than anything.
nostalgic wiki (10:12:39 PM): Its time to move onto a round that I like to call, that or this, because this or that is overused.
Lxnza (10:13:01 PM): Go on
nostalgic wiki (10:13:16 PM): I will state two things, with an "or" in the middle.
Lxnza (10:13:22 PM): Ok.
nostalgic wiki (10:13:27 PM): You choose one of those things.
nostalgic wiki (10:13:30 PM): First
nostalgic wiki (10:13:38 PM): Cat food or Dog food
Lxnza (10:13:45 PM): Dog food.
nostalgic wiki (10:14:10 PM): "this or that" or "that or this"
Lxnza (10:14:19 PM): The former.
Lxnza (10:14:25 PM): Rolls off the tongue better.
nostalgic wiki (10:15:09 PM): Rap or Country
Lxnza (10:15:20 PM): Country.
Lxnza (10:15:26 PM): lol
nostalgic wiki (10:15:31 PM): Lol or loL
Lxnza (10:15:38 PM): Lol
nostalgic wiki (9:16:20 PM): Chatrooms or Forums or blogs.
Lxnza (9:16:31 PM): Forums.
nostalgic wiki (9:16:49 PM): KKK or the Black Panthers
Lxnza (9:17:02 PM): KKK
nostalgic wiki (9:18:02 PM): Industrial or commercial work
Lxnza (9:18:15 PM): Indifferent.
nostalgic wiki (9:18:48 PM): Pepperoni or sausage
Lxnza (9:18:56 PM): Pepperoni.
nostalgic wiki (9:19:06 PM): Nice nice.
nostalgic wiki (9:19:14 PM): Chicken or Steak?
Lxnza (9:20:25 PM): Steak,
nostalgic wiki (9:20:57 PM): Mai or Aryah
Lxnza (9:21:10 PM): . . .
Lxnza (9:21:28 PM): In what context?
nostalgic wiki (9:21:29 PM): Let me rephraze that.
nostalgic wiki (9:22:02 PM): I was goign to say sex with, but I changed my mind.
nostalgic wiki (9:22:05 PM): Meeting them IRL.
Lxnza (9:22:21 PM): Probably Aryah.
Lxnza (9:22:33 PM): More mysterious.
nostalgic wiki (9:23:04 PM): Cake or Pie
Lxnza (9:23:15 PM): Pie.
nostalgic wiki (9:23:25 PM): The Blogosphere, or televised media.
Lxnza (9:23:38 PM): Indifferent.
nostalgic wiki (9:24:20 PM): Sharks or Alligators
Lxnza (9:24:27 PM): Sharks.
nostalgic wiki (9:24:37 PM): TIme for the next round.
Lxnza (9:24:44 PM): brb
Lxnza (9:26:14 PM): K
nostalgic wiki (9:26:26 PM): Time for the favorites round.
nostalgic wiki (9:26:38 PM): Ill ask what your favorite of something is.
nostalgic wiki (9:26:41 PM): You resond
nostalgic wiki (9:26:51 PM): Favorite Type of Cheese
Lxnza (9:27:01 PM): Parmesan.
nostalgic wiki (9:27:05 PM): Soda
Lxnza (9:27:25 PM): Orange Crush.
nostalgic wiki (9:27:41 PM): Horror movie
Lxnza (9:27:55 PM): Good question.
Lxnza (9:28:09 PM): Shazam.
nostalgic wiki (9:28:15 PM): Lol.
nostalgic wiki& nbsp;(9:28:23 PM): Shaq is a scary guy.
Lxnza (9:28:23 PM): No.
Lxnza (9:28:31 PM): His acting is scary, yeah.
Lxnza (9:28:38 PM): But I retract that statement from the public.
nostalgic wiki (9:28:53 PM): Really? Its led to a funny spin off conversation.
Lxnza (9:29:01 PM): lol
Lxnza (9:29:16 PM): It's a shameless Scary Movie reference.
nostalgic wiki (9:29:17 PM): Just state what your favorite horror flick is, and we will move on to the next question.
nostalgic wiki (9:29:30 PM): Aye.
Lxnza (9:29:43 PM): Leprechaun 3. It's technically intended to be a horror flick.
nostalgic wiki (9:29:58 PM): US coin
Lxnza (9:30:10 PM): Dime.
nostalgic wiki (9:30:17 PM): Type of lava
Lxnza (9:30:30 PM): The hot kind.
nostalgic wiki (9:30:56 PM): Illegal drug, if you had to do one.
Lxnza (9:31:07 PM): Heroin.
Lxnza (9:31:17 PM): Because I'm a badass motherfucker.
nostalgic wiki (9:31:28 PM): Famous drug addict
Lxnza (9:31:36 PM): Charles Manson?
nostalgic wiki (9:31:41 PM): Lol
nostalgic wiki (9:31:50 PM): IS he also your favorite serial killer?
nostalgic wiki (9:32:04 PM): If not, who is?
Lxnza (9:32:05 PM): Nope.
Lxnza (9:32:10 PM): Hm . . .
Lxnza (9:32:39 PM): Jozef Stalin killed because he thought he was a god, and because he loved being a n overlord.
Lxnza (9:32:47 PM): I can relate to that, I think.
nostalgic wiki (9:32:58 PM): Internet forum
Lxnza (9:33:20 PM): www.Pojo.com
Lxnza (9:33:36 PM): Their message boards.
nostalgic wiki (9:33:37 PM): Favorite Rock, according to its flavor.
Lxnza (9:33:48 PM): Dwayne Johnson.
nostalgic wiki (9:33:53 PM): Nice.
Lxnza (9:34:04 PM): The man has great flavor.
nostalgic wiki (9:34:05 PM): favorite conqueror.
Lxnza (9:36:09 PM): None.
nostalgic wiki (9:36:18 PM): :-(
nostalgic wiki (9:36:39 PM): Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, cmon man, Attila the fucking hun!
nostalgic wiki (9:36:44 PM): Dont give me none!!! O:
Lxnza (9:37:03 PM): Lxnza: None.
nostalgic wiki (9:37:11 PM): :-(
nostalgic wiki (9:37:13 PM): Well
nostalgic wiki (9:37:20 PM): Time for the fourth and final round.
nostalgic wiki (9:37:25 PM): Serious question round.
nostalgic wiki (9:37:30 PM): First.
nostalgic wiki (9:38:02 PM): Who do you think would win in a four way battle between the Hulk, Darth Vader, Godzilla, and the Megazord from the first season of power rangers.
Lxnza (9:38:32 PM): Seasoned Darth Vader, from Episode 5?
nostalgic wiki (9:39:04 PM): Darth vader as he was meant to be displayed, as the most poerful sith ever. Cant judge him by his stiff movements in the older movies.
Lxnza (9:39:50 PM): Hulk would break the Megazord, grab Godzilla's throat and clench enough to make it stop breathing, and overpower Darth Vader. But Darth Vader has that lightsaber, and force lightning, so it all depends on if those could penetrate Hulk's extremely tough skin.
nostalgic wiki (9:40:05 PM): I think the Saber is the only thing that could.
nostalgic wiki (9:40:21 PM): Next question.
Lxnza (9:40:24 PM): Probably Darth Vader.
Lxnza (9:40:33 PM): Depending on if Hulk could force his way through The Force.
Lxnza (9:40:35 PM): Shoot.
nostalgic wiki (9:40:49 PM): If you hade to nuke one nation till there was nothing left, which would you choose.
Lxnza (9:41:05 PM): Can I just nuke Europe?
nostalgic wiki (9:41:25 PM): Nope, only one European nation.
nostalgic wiki (9:41:55 PM): And also, if you could frame any nation, and make it seem like they are the ones that nuked them, which would you choose?
Lxnza (9:43:55 PM): I can't choose!
nostalgic wiki (9:44:25 PM): Lol, lets just go with the entire world then.
nostalgic wiki (9:44:47 PM): If you died from a viral infection, which virus would you prefer to contract?
Lxnza (9:45:56 PM): Wow.
nostalgic wiki (9:46:20 PM): The wow virus.
nostalgic wiki (9:46:22 PM): Great choice
Lxnza (9:46:31 PM): Yup.
nostalgic wiki (9:46:37 PM): Lol.
Lxnza (9:46:39 PM): I'd die from continuously playing WoW.
nostalgic wiki (9:46:49 PM): Definitely a virus.
Lxnza (9:46:53 PM): People have done it.
nostalgic wiki (9:46:57 PM): Well sir.
nostalgic wiki (9:47:16 PM): I would like to continue this, but I am all out of time.
nostalgic wiki (9:48:24 PM): You can look forward to seeing this in the FKR fanzine after my personal editors have their way with it.
nostalgic wiki (9:48:46 PM): It was a pleasure having you here on the wiki show today.

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