Interviewing a godess

My first interview for the fanzine is of Fkr member Zoe aka Kayzen.
It is done on MSN, and, my computers clock is all messed up so the times you see next to the messages are in no way accurate.


(10:02:38 PM) Wiki: Hello, welcome to the Wiki show, how are you fairing today>?
(10:02:50 PM) Zoe: I'm good thanks, how about yourself?
(10:02:56 PM) Wiki: I'm pretty good.
(10:03:23 PM) Wiki: First off, this interview is for the FKR fanzine, so I must ask, what do you think of it?
(10:03:51 PM) Zoe: It's pretty good, I read it whenever I can't think of anything to do and it offers me lots of entertainment
(10:04:20 PM) Wiki: Lol, I believe you ;)
(10:04:52 PM) Wiki: You live in Canada, what do Canadians think of this soap opera of a presidential race the US is having?
(10:05:25 PM) Zoe: honestly, I'm not sure...I don't follow it haha
(10:05:50 PM) Wiki: But isnt it true that Canadians are all linked together mentally and have no free though, they exist as one giant brain mass?
(10:08:48 PM) Wiki: Oh, were we not supposed to know about that? Ill be sure to not include it in the final printing of this interview.
(10:09:10 PM) Zoe: oh hahha...yeah we sure do
(10:09:43 PM) Wiki: Ok, glad we clarified that.
(10:10:03 PM) Wiki: So what does the Zoe like to do in her free time?
(10:10:20 PM) Zoe: haha what free time? since I started working I barely have any free time
(10:10:55 PM) W iki: Oh Rly?
(10:11:21 PM) Zoe: yarly
(10:11:26 PM) Zoe: except for right now
(10:11:28 PM) Zoe: >_>
(10:11:29 PM) Zoe: <_<
(10:11:36 PM) Wiki: Well, thank zues for that.
(10:11:45 PM) Zoe: no prob
(10:11:55 PM) Wiki: So, many men out there are wanting to know.
(10:12:10 PM) Wiki: What kind of Underwear do you sport?
(10:12:3 5 PM) Zoe: guess and I might tell you
(10:13:00 PM) Wiki: Dont tell me, tell your fans who will be reading this!
(10:14:27 PM) Wiki: Oh, I misread what you said.
(10:14:32 PM) Wiki: You want me to guess.
(10:14:36 PM) Wiki: Hmmmm.
(10:14:45 PM) Wiki: Granny Panties.
(10:14:49 PM) Zoe: no lol
(10:15:18 PM) Wiki: Thongz
(10:15:29 PM) Zoe: I love how thats your second guess lol...but yeah
(9:16:06 PM) Wiki: Its probably the most popular form of female underwear right now, it was only logical.
(9:16:44 PM) Zoe: gotcha
(9:17:11 PM) Wiki: We will be moving on the what I like to call, this or that.
(9:17:21 PM) Wiki: I will say two things, with an "or" in the middle.
(9:17:26 PM) Wiki: And you say which one you prefer.
(9:17:30 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: okay shoot
(9:17:38 PM) Wiki: KKK or Black Panters
(9:17:40 PM) Wiki: Panthers*
(9:17:58 PM) Zoe >are you up for this ?<: Uhhh I dunno what the black panthers are so go figure
(9:18:12 PM) Wiki: K well
(9:18:26 PM) Wiki: KKK or Pro African American Organization
(9:18:37 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: oh PAAO
(9:19:00 PM) Wiki: Peperoni or sausage
(9:19:55 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: pepperoni
(9:20:14 PM) Wiki: Sex with Wiki, or Sex with Lanza.
(9:20:33 PM) Wiki: Sorry, girl on the internet, you cant aviod these questions.
(9:20:46 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: well thats a lose lose answer kind of question
(9:21:07 PM) Wiki: Yes, but one is less lose.
(9:21:24 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: I can't have both? ;_;
(9:22:12 PM) Wiki: If you want
(9:22:21 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: sweet, then I chose both, at the same time
(9:22:34 PM) Wiki: Who would get the front door, and who would get the back door.
(9:22:44 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: I dunno, guess thats up to you guys
(9:22:54 PM) Wiki: No, you must decide!
(9:23:37 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: well, it doesn't matter to me...so iunno
(9:23:50 PM) Wiki: You could have us both go in the same door at the same time.
(9:24:05 PM) Wiki: You would have to decide which entrance though.
(9:24:22 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: lol I chose CHANGING THE SUBJECT
(9:24:31 PM) Wiki: Fair enough
(9:24:35 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: :)
(9:24:41 PM) Wiki: Time for the next round.
(9:24:46 PM) Wiki: Favorites.
(9:24:51 PM) Zoe >ar e you up for this?<: okay
(9:24:59 PM) Wiki: Favorite Singer
(9:25:05 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: Wayne Static
(9:25:12 PM) Wiki: Favorite Soda
(9:25:30 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: hmm...orange
(9:25:34 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: actually
(9:25:36 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: cream
(9:25:40 PM) Wiki: Favorite Interviewer.
(9:25:44 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: you of course
(9:25:48 PM) Wiki: <3
(9:25:53 PM) Wiki: Favorite fanzine>
(9:25:57 PM) Wiki: ?*
(9:26:11 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: well I've only read the one!
(9:26:44 PM) Wiki: Video game
(9:27:16 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: donkey kong
(9:27:29 PM) Wiki: Action movie
(9:29:26 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: pfft iunno anything with Jacky Chan
(9:29:43 PM) Wiki: Favorite anime
(9:29:54 PM) Zoe -_-: samurai champloo
(9:30:05 PM) Wiki: Song
(9:30:29 PM) Zoe -_-: uhmm iunno...too hard to choose
(9:30:45 PM) Wiki: Type of Lava
(9:30:53 PM) Zoe -_-: uhm no idea
(9:30:53 PM) Zoe -_-: lol
(9:31:02 PM) Wiki: Lol
(9:31:35 PM) Wiki: Who is your favorite famouse drug addict
(9:31:47 PM) Zoe -_-: I have no idea
(9:31:58 PM) Wiki: Emotocon
(9:33:20 PM) Zoe -_-: (Oo)
(9:34:32 PM) Wiki: It wont show up :(
(9:34:41 PM) Wiki: Can you do a simple one like ^__^
(9:34:52 PM) Zoe: lol okaaay...
(9:34:53 PM) Zoe: uhm
(9:35:01 PM) Zoe: ^_^ then
(9:35:06 PM) Wiki: >_>
(9:35:07 PM) Wiki: Well
(9:35:08 PM) Wiki: Ok
(9:35:14 PM) Wiki: Favorite food.
(9:35:24 PM) Zoe: spaghetti
(9:35:38 PM) Wiki: famous person, in accordance to sex appeal.
(9:36:20 PM) Zoe: uh not sure lol
(9:38:14 PM) Wiki: Time for the final round.
(9:38:21 PM) Wiki: What I like to call, serious question round.
(9:38:26 PM) Wiki: Are you ready?
(9:40:37 PM) Zoe: yeha go
(9:41:02 PM) Wiki: Who do you think would win in a four way battle between the Hulk, Darth Vader, Godzilla, and the Megazord from the first season of power rangers.
(9:41:11 PM) Wiki: I ask this question to all that I interview.
(9:41:36 PM) Zoe: godzilla
(9:42:01 PM) Wiki: Hmmm.
(9:42:05 PM) Wiki: Next question.
(9:42:22 PM) Wiki: If the world was wiped out by a virus, what virus would you want to do it?
(9:43:27 PM) Zoe: hmmm
(9:43:49 PM) Zoe: no idea, something quick but painful
(9:43:59 PM) Wiki: Ahhh, painful.
(9:44:04 PM) Wiki: I like your way of thinking.
(9:44:09 PM) Wiki: If you could have one super power.
(9:44:13 PM) Wiki: What would it be?
(9:44:48 PM) Zoe: be invisible
(9:45:04 PM) Wiki: What kind of naughty things would you do with this power?
(9:45:12 PM) Zoe: haha oh nothing
(9:45:30 PM) Wiki: Would you be a hero? And save the day from the tyranny of the wicked?
(9:45:39 PM) Zoe: no sir
(9:45:46 PM) Wiki: What would you do?
(9:46:54 PM) Zoe: just run around naked and be mean to people
(9:47:33 PM) Wiki: Well Zoe, thats all the time we have today on the Wiki show.
(9:48:03 PM) Wiki: You can look for this interview to be published in the fanzine sometime later this week after my personal editors are done with it.
(9:48:08 PM) Zoe: alrighty
(9:48:35 PM) Wiki: It was a pleasure having you here.
(9:48:50 PM) Zoe: thanks it was fun being here
(9:49:26 PM) Wiki: I am not off to bed.