Showing posts with label Games - Retro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Games - Retro. Show all posts

Friday, July 16, 2010

Chrono Trigger DS Review




Chrono Trigger has always been one of those games. You know, the ones that everyone who plays it, adores it and has nothing but praise, yet has a lot more people that have never given it a chance. With this DS re-release, now is everyone's chance that either missed it the first few times around or just wants to go back and revisit the classic for old times sake to get reacquainted with this classic adventure.

Gameplay - 10/10

I was worried when starting Chrono Trigger that my view of the title was going to be tinted heavily with nostalgia. Instead of starting up a dated rpg, after a few short moments with the game, I remembered exactly why it's been such a highly praised game for all these years. What's the point in having another amnesiac or vengeful hero when you could have an adventure that spans the entire history of mankind in an effort to make the future a better place? Of course, story alone is not enough to carry a 30+ hour RPG. Thankfully, CTDS has one of the best combat systems that's ever been done in the genre. The ATB system and constantly moving enemies really help to add a strategic feel to the combat while keeping the player engaged in order to get an edge over their enemies. There's also an incredible feeling of exploration, particularly when you're able to go between different time periods, and when you forget, the games narration does a great job of pushing the story into the right areas, keeping you from ever becoming truly overwhelmed by the number of possible things to do at once.


Graphics - 7/10

Maybe it's just me, but it feels like this game was designed for the DS. Even though the screen may be small, the world feels like it truly comes alive as you're staring down at the screen, admiring the sheer amount of detail that goes into every single animation of the characters. Chrono Trigger does a great job of disguising their dungeons and making each location feel like a truly important place instead of just swapping a color pallate or throwing in a generic layout. More impressive is that each time period has a look that feels entirely appropriate for the story and age you're in. Unfortunately, I feel like some people out there might look pass this classic in favors of more modern games, such as The World Ends With You or Dragon Quest IX, which is a true shame considering that the Pokemon games sell millions with every single release yet don't look anywhere near as beautiful as Chrono Trigger.

Sound - 9/10

How often do you find yourself playing a modern game and wondering why, even though the soundtrack sticks with you, you couldn't hum any of the themes even if your life depended on it? Chrono Trigger does a great job of reminding players of a much more simple time in gaming when people were forced to make these amazing scores with the hardware limitations of whatever console their project was tied to. It's amazing how much passion feels like it went into each song in the game, and especially that all of the music, despite coming from the SNES sound processor, feels entirely fitting to the time period in game as well as occasionally making you wonder how in the world such a beautiful sound is coming out of these tiny speakers. One of the most welcome additions is the new jukebox, which allows you to go back and listen to any of the songs from the game whenever you want to.


Overall - 9/10

Every single aspect of Chrono Trigger makes this one of, if not THE best portable RPGs that more than earns its spot in your collection. For fans of the original that 100% cleared everything, possibly numerous times, the new endings give you something to work towards as well as the perfect opportunity to relive this classic, while newcomers can finally understand exactly why this game has had such a gigantic fanbase since its original release. When you find yourself humming Far Off Promise or thinking about all of the amazing adventures you'll have gone on by the end of the game long after the game has ended, you'll completely understand why this is a definite must-own for every DS owner.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja review: "I'm bad!" [srsly]




I’m normally a nice guy. Almost anyone that knows me
would completely agree with that statement. I think.
Anyway, that’s all irrelevant! Every now and then, along
comes a game that is so unintentionally awful that it’s 
actually more memorable than many good games. Bad
Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja is one of those games. 

First and foremost, anyone designing a game should take note
of this: If you are planning on making a generic game the fits 
firmly in every single cliché of the genre, do not have your
main characters yell a phrase after every level that just reminds
you of how terrible the game is that you’re playing. In Bad Dudes,
you can’t just settle for being the baddest dude around, you have
to remind anyone anywhere near you constantly. “I’m bad!” has
become a mantra that every generic mascot game followed back
the 90’s. Remember Bubsy or Captain Novolin? I didn’t think so. 




The storyline in the game is probably the most epic that I’ve ever
seen. It’s one of those things that I’m shocked they didn’t try to
bring back after 9-11 (there was Fugitive Hunter, but that’s different).
At the beginning of the game, after you muster up the courage to
drop a quarter in the machine, you are treated to a generic bad ass
sergeant that gives you everything you need to know to single
handedly take out a clan of ninja with your fist: President Ronnie has
been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?!
I regret to inform you that… yes… I was a bad enough dude. 




I’ve finished this game several times, simply because of how funny
it is. I was unaware that New York City suffered from a ninja problem
back in the 90’s, but I wasn’t really into world politics back then, so
anything is possible. I also didn’t know that there were turtles that 
lived in sewers around that area that were fluent in English, excellent
fighters, and led by a gigantic mutated rat. The world sure has changed
huh? Anyway, it’s amazing that there are so many ninjas in that area
and you are able to defeat ANY of them with a fist to the face. 




You’ll find yourself battling your way through plenty of environments
as well that all flow together seamlessly. From the rooftops of buses, to
the sewer system, to a forest (wait..what?), prepare to be amazed. There’s
something else that needs to be noted about the forest level: About halfway
through, some flaming guy pops out of nowhere and runs across the screen, 
then runs off. I guess that symbolizes the developers trying to hide the
sexual tension between the two protagonists. 




Which raises another topic of discussion: what the hell is wrong with your
characters? These are probably the two blandest characters I’ve ever
seen, standing right beside the pallet swapped ninjas in Mortal Kombat. 
First off, they’re wearing these shoes that I’m assuming are supposed to
be designers, beige slacks, and the best part: wifebeaters. Not that I 
condone violence, but by the end of the game, you just might want feel
like going out and beating the hell out of someone for playing all the 
way through it. 




The one upside to the game is the awesome ending. After fighting your
way through scene after scene of enemies, you finally manage to rescue
the president. Unfortunately, he’s not a woman, so you don’t even get
a rewarding kiss from your long and arduous journey. Instead, he
offers you something more rewarding than the love of any woman could
ever be: “Hey dudes thanks for rescuing me. Lets go for a burger!”
I was never able to establish if he was mocking you for finishing the game
or not, but if he’s laughing in the face of danger AND offering a burger,
THAT’S the kind of man we need to lead our country! Just because 
of that last image, I have to give this game a 10/10. If it wasn’t for that
the score would drop to a 2. I might be being too generous there. Maybe
it’s a 1. I don’t know. Whatever you do, stay far away from that game. 
The first and last images in the game are all you need to have played
through it.