Happy New Years From Fallen Knights Fanzine!

Happy New Years  2009, from all of us at Fallen Knights Fanzine and Fallen Knights Refuge!

I had planned to have more content up in time for New Years Eve, to try and turn this into a little mini issue, but we still got a few new things here to tide you over, and we should have some more things ready for you later on New Years Day! In The mean time, check out our 2 new reviews, and check back in a few hours, when we should have more for you!

Wishing you all a wonderful 2009, 

- LoC

Kiwi's Explosively Great Stories

I present yet some more of Kiwi's amazing totally awesome stories!!

Spot the Timber Wolf anxiously bounded up the walkway to the door of his best friend's, Robert the Mad Dog, house. He stopped at the door, took a breath, then blew the door down with his arm-mounted lasers. "You didn't knock, you rude mech!" exclaimed Robert as he glared at Spot. "Sorry, I was in a hurry."

"I'll excuse your lack of manners, this time."

"So, what are our plans for tonight?"

"The same thing they are every night, Spot." Spot thought for a moment, "Eat babies?" Robert paused at this, "Ok, maybe it's not the same thing we do every night."

"Ooooo, what is it?"

"Dunno! Let's go!"

As they left, a thought struck Spot, "Hey Robert, if there's no door, what's gonna stop thieves?" Robert shrugged, "Everything I have is rigged to violently explode should someone try to steal it."

"How would they know that will happen?"

"When it goes off in their face, I imagine."

Inane conversation continued for some time until they met Tiffany the Cauldron Born. "Hi, Tiffany!" said Spot waving at her. "How is our obligatory female today?" asked Robert. Tiffany waved back and said, "I'm alright, whatcha doing?"

"No clue, but it will probably involve explosions. Wanna come?" said Robert. "Sure! It's not like I have anything better to do!" said Tiffany as she joined the two on their walk to someplace. "What were you gonna do?" Spot asked Tiffany. "I was gonna help out at the orphanage down the street. They've been busy since someone went on a rampage through that neighborhood." Robert looked up at the sky in thought for a moment, "Oh yeah! That was us who did that! Do you think you can pick us up some babies there later?" Tiffany nodded, "Sure! I'll see what I can do!"

And so their heroic journey began.
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Wasn't that just great? If you disagree with me, then Kiwi will hunt you down and blow you up. ^_^ Here's the next part.

"Hey Robert."

"Yeah, Spot?"

"Where do babies come from?" At this, the trio stopped moving. "Well, ummm... I don't quite know, what about you, Tiffany?" Tiffany thought for a moment, then put forward her theory, "Well, ya know how sick and dead people go to hospitals?" The other two nodded their heads. "Well, maybe they salavge the parts from the dead and what sick people don't need. Then they use those parts to make babies!" The other two thought for a moment and realized this made a good deal of sense. "But why do they need two people for a baby?"

"To sign waivers and such?"

"Yeah, you can't trust a single person these days." With a legendary mystery solved, they continued on with their journey. They continued for a while until Robert spoke up, "Hey, do you hear something?" The group listened intensely and then ran to the source. They found an orange Raven running around a Nova Cat, shooting him with pulse lasers, and repeatedly yelling "Pester!"

"It's the Pester Machine!" exclaimed Spot. They sat back and watched the fight. It continued in the same manner it had been for about a minute, until the Nova Cat managed to nick him with one of his lasers. The Pester Machine stood still and gasped. "You... You... YOU HIT ME!" with that he ran around the Nova Cat faster then he had been, yelling "PESTER!" at a rate faster then any mere mortal could even hope to approach. "SO MUCH PESTERING!" shouted the Nova Cat in sheer frustration. Then, he exploded.

The trio approached the annoying menace. "You've slowed down." said Robert. "He was more patient then they usually are. How are you guys?"

"We're good, and we're on a journey. Wanna come?"

"Will there be people to pester?"

"More then likely."

"I'm in then!"
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Opening Disaster, by Kiwi

I present to everyone, one of Kiwi's great-so-awesome-it-should-be-illegal stories!
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We find our heroes sitting in Robert's living room, bored beyond measure. "You'd think that 5 mechs and a tank could get into all sorts of mischief on a daily basis, but here we are, sitting around with nothing to do," said Robert with a sigh. "Yeah, I thought we'd get into all kinds of fun things," said Angela annoyed. The group sat in silence for a moment longer when suddenly, the front door flew off its hinges, slammed into the Pester Machine, and pinned him to the wall, leaving just his legs visible and twitching. Robert darted over to where the Pester Machine was pinned, "You ok there?"

"It's just a flesh wound."

"You don't have flesh."

"Then it's worse then it looks," with this, Robert pried the door off the Pester Machine.

"Hi guys!" Everyone turned to see Larry the Catapult coming in. "Doesn't anybody knock anymore," demanded Robert, annoyed at the rudeness of kids these days. "Sorry," said Larry sheepishly. "Why did you disappear," asked Tiffany. "Story reasons, can't introduce too many characters too quickly or the readers gets lost," explained Larry. "Anyway, I just heard that at some high tech laboratory they were cloning babies!" This revelation everyone look at Larry.

"Are you serious?"

"My dream of pestering 20 babies at once could come true!"

"Whoo-hoo! All you can eat buffet!" yelled both Robert and Spot. Larry shook his head, "They won't share, and the place is locked down tight." Angela stepped forward, "I could kick'em in the nadgers." Larry again shook his head, "No go, they're all normal sized people, no mechs, and they're eunuchs on top of that. The only way to get at it is a stealthy approach." Robert and Spot both looked down, "We're not good at stealth." Tiffany took a step forward this time, "I used to lead some covert ops awhile back." Spot looked at Tiffany, "What covert ops?"

"That's classified."

"Then how come you mentioned them?"

"Ask anymore questions and I'll kick you in the nadgers."

"The prosecution rest," said Spot as he took a step away from Tiffany. "Alright, so Tiffany's in charge of planning this operation," said Robert. Larry dropped a bundle of papers on the floor, "Here's the blueprints of the facility." Tyrese looked at them incredulously, "How did you get these?" Larry quickly answered, "Found it on the internet." Tiffany picked them up, "I'll start planning right away."

Two hours later

"So are we clear on the plan," asked Tiffany as she looked around. Everyone except Spot nodded their head, "Just one question, why are you and Angela the distraction and not any of the others?"

"Because I am much more skilled at stealth then you, and both me and Angela could use our feminine wiles to avoid trouble, if worst comes to worst." Spot shaked his fist, so to speak, at this, "Accursed feminine wiles; they are an enemy of mine." Angela shot Spot a dirty look and Tiffany just ignore him. "Alright, are there anymore questions?" Everyone shaked their head. "Let's get to work!"
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The group was hiding in the fringe of a forest placed conveniently close to the facility there were plotting to infiltrate. "Everyone ready," asked Tiffany. Everyone nodded their heads. "Alright, Angela, let's go!" They moved about 500 yards to the left of the group then moved towards the facility. When they got close enough, Tiffany turned to Angela and screamed, "I KNOW YOU WERE WITH HIM!

"IS IT MY FAULT HE LOVES ME MORE?"

"HE'S MINE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

One of the guards shouted out, "Cat fight!" His buddy turned to him, "But their machines, it's kinda wierd." Guard number one looked at him for a moment as if he was stupid, "It's two girls, even if they are machines, fighting, and that makes it hot." With this established, all the guards ran out to watch.

"YOU'RE JUST MAD YOU'RE NOT WOMAN ENOUGH FOR HIM!"

"OH LIKE YOU ARE?"

"MUCH MORE THEN YOU!"

"YOU'RE FAT!"

"YOU'RE SMALL!"

"YOU'RE SHORTER THEN I AM!"

"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HEIGHT!"

"THEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

At that moment, Angela tackled Tiffany and they started brawling. The rest of the group took this as the signal and snuck into the compound unnoticed. When the group was out of sight, the two stopped fighting, got up, and shook hands. "Friends?"

"Friends."

"Let's go shopping for shoes."

"But I don't wear shoes."

The guards went back to their post, disappointed that it was over, and the two ladies walked off towards the woods. Inside the building, the group was sitting in an airduct that somehow could fit them all. "How could this hold us all?" asked Spot. "Everything involving stealth has to have the main characters in airducts or other small spaces," responded Larry. "Still, this thing is so huge, you couldn't even make up a reason for it being this large," said Tyrese. "Moral reasons," stated Larry. "That works."

"Hey guys," said Tiffany as she came up on the group. "So..." Robert paused for dramatic effect, "what's our next move again?" Tiffany took a breath, "We're gonna have to get the master control keycard." It was the Pester Machine's turn to be confused, "Huh? Whuzzat?"

"It's the keycard that belongs to the guy who runs the place, he's paranoid about thieves breaking into his house so he keeps the card in a high security room with laser beams and pressure sensitive floor."

"That seems unnecessary."

"But it's a chance for us. Now we're gonna lower Angela from this vent here so she can grab it."

"Why me?"

"Because, you're the smallest here."

"The Pester Machine is smaller then me."

"But I have no arms."

"I'm all thumbs when it comes to things like these."

"Fine," said Tiffany with a sigh, "Spot, you're doing it."

"Why me?"

"Because I've seen you with a slinky before."

"Oh, ok."

"The air vent over the keycard is over there, let's get moving." The rest of the group moved forward but Tiffany stood where she was and called Angela over to talk to her, "What was it you meant when you called me small?" Angela was surprised by this. "Uhhhh... I mean... It's just something I saw on TV." Tiffany appear to accept this and she ran to catch up with the group. Once she and Angela caught up with the group they began to lower Spot down to the keycard. While he was halfway there the door opened and he froze in place. The owner of the lab came in whistling a merry tune, when he sensed that something was amiss and looked up. "What in the world are you?"

"Uhhh... a spider?"

"Oh, ok," the lab owner took another step forward then it hit him. "SPIDER!" he screamed as he ran out the door. "Alright guys, a little more." When he was brought with in reach he quickly grabbed it and replaced it with a block of wood he had in his other hand. "Pull me up!" They pulled him up, post haste and he showed off his prize. "Why did you put the block of wood in it's place?" asked Tyrese. Spot looked at him for a moment, "Haven't you ever seen Indiana Jones movies?" Tyrese shook his turret, "That's only required in ancient temples." Tiffany stepped in between the two, "That's enough of that, it's time to move onto the next part of the plan."
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The group was hiding in a storage closet large enough for them all, wearing lab coats that fit them perfectly, even Tyrese. "It's convenient that all the halls and such are mech sized," said Robert. "There are even some lab coats that fit us perfectly," said Spot. Larry nodded, "Of course, it would have taken too long to describe a way we could get around those obstacles." The group headed out of the supply closet and towards their objective. On they way they passed through three metal detectors and no one seemed to notice the fact that they broke them going through the things. When they finally reached their destination. Spot swiped the card through the reader and the door opened to reveal a machine spitting out small goats. Everyone turned to look at Larry, "You said they were cloning babies," said the Pester Machine accusingly. Larry began backing away from the group, "I heard they were cloning kids. I thought they were cloning'em as babies and growing them!" The rest of the group looked down at the ground dejected.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" The group turned to see the owner and a few guards standing around him, "I don't know what you spiders want but stay away from my kid machine!" Robert just waved him off, "We didn't come here for any goats, we were looking for a machine that cloned babies." The owner scratched his head, "Oh, that, it's right down the hall." Robert and the rest were elated and began to walk of to see it for themselves. "However, I can't have spiders, especially giant ones, in my facility," with that the owner pushed a button on a remote and ran off. "Self-destruct in 5 minutes!" Tiffany turned to the group, "The main computer is right down the hallway too! Maybe we can shut off the self-destruct from there." The group ran to see a computer counting down the time till the explodification process begins. Tiffany arrived ahead and was trying to crack the password to stop it. "It's no good!"

"Try checking his documents! Maybe there's a hint there!"

"Good idea!" However her check was in vain as the time reached 10 seconds, everyone held their breath as it counted down: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, the whole group covered their heads, some more successful then others, but all they heard was a beep. They looked up to see the Blue Screen of Death had stopped the count down in time. As one, they released a sigh of relief. They heard another beep and looked up at the screen to see, "Just kidding."

The explosion was a pretty nice one, the owner couldn't deny that as he rode of in his copter. It was just a shame he lost the kid machine. Still, at least the spiders were dead.

Robert picked himself up off the ground. "Well, that was a waste," said Angela as she picked herself up off the ground as well. "At least we had something to do," said Tiffany. "I didn't get to achieve my dream," the Pester Machine sounded as if he was on the verge of tears. "There, there, you'll get it eventually," Spot said to comfort him as he patted him on the back. "Well, what do we do now?" said Spot. "What we must always do" responded Robert, "Trivial Pursuit."

The End


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Arkas Interview, by The Liztress

It's time for another Liztress interview! This month's subject is none other than Arkas. Like before, it's broken down and picked through of all things fluffy. And even with all things trimmed up nicely, we still have a huge interview for all to read.

General Information-
Liz: So, are you up for an interview?
Arkas: yeah
Liz: Alrighty. So, for the people out there, can you tell me your name and what you go by on FKR?
Arkas: no. I'll never reveal my sekrets
Arkas: ....anyways....
Liz: Fine, what do you like people to call you?
Arkas: my standard (online and off, actually) name is AK
Arkas: like, srsly, A.K.
Arkas: like the assault rifle used by insurgents, cause it has a high rate of fire and requires almost no maintenance
Arkas: evar
Arkas: on FKR, it looks a lil like "Arkas"
Liz: Cool name. I always liked it.
Arkas: it was given to me by a friend writing a novel
Arkas: that..
Arkas: I really doubt will ever get published
Arkas: assuming he finishes it
Arkas: bastard
Liz: Sounds like Grave?
Arkas: he's about as lazy as Grave
Arkas: but not Grave
Arkas: Grave has no artistic ability

Entertainment-
Liz: What kind of music, games, and movies do you like?
Arkas: muzak:
Arkas: some classic rock (a lil bit), hard rock, and most types of metal
Arkas: you want specific band names?
Liz: You can list a couple if you want
Arkas: (no particular order)
Arkas: DethKlok (winnars), Disturbed, Cradle of Filth, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Black Sabbath
Liz: Ok, how about games?
Arkas: RPGs (MMO and otherwise), action/stealth, some platforming, and the occasional FPS
Arkas: shooters not in first person tend to rank higher w/ me because I find almost all FPS to play nearly exactly the same
Liz: What's the game you're currently playing?
Arkas: on GC, when I actually turn it on:
Arkas: Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Arkas: horror
Arkas: PC:
Arkas: Battle for Wesnoth, or Combat Arms if someone wants to shoot me
Arkas: 360 (which I don't own):
Arkas: Rock Band 2; Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

The Banhammer-
Liz: Cool. So, could you tell everyone about banhammers and your love for them?
Arkas: well, the Banhammar
Arkas: it's, in essence, THE most powerful weapon available on the interwebz
Arkas: as much as I hate to admit it, you can technically beat someone using a lightsaber w/ it
Arkas: you have to get the first strike in, mind you
Arkas: but it will, in no uncertain terms, completely eliminate the opposition
Arkas: you don't really understand how powerful it is until you swing that bitch and kill someone w/ it
Liz: Have you ever used it?
Arkas: ...that's a bad question
Arkas: absolutely
Arkas: but you know me better than that
Liz: Ok.
Arkas: spambots don't stand a chance
Arkas: the only reason WF has problems is because the owner has me on a leash
Liz: Is it a short leash?
Arkas: ...it's a very tight one
Arkas: fucking huge battery on it too
Liz: O.o Battery? Just what does this leash do?
Arkas: think about it
Arkas: batteries store electricity
Arkas: and
Arkas: the voltage being what it is
Liz: Oh
Liz: Ok
Arkas: put 2 and 2 together
Liz: Sounds painful
Arkas: if you get somewhere between 3.95 and 4.05, you're in the ballpark

Fallen Knights Refuge and the Fanzine-
Liz: Do you think he, and the rest of the staff, are doing a good job on FKR?
Arkas: well, yeah
Arkas: douchebags (outside of Grave, myself, Pansy, and Seraph) don't post there
Arkas: they're not allowed, last I heard
Liz: What is your thought about the FK Fanzine?
Arkas: ...I should probably do something useful for it
Arkas: considering I was added to put up content at some point to it
Liz: Yeah, you were.
Arkas: aside from personal opinion
Arkas: (which, BTW, if we ignored, would negate this whole discussion)
Arkas: I think it's a great idea
Arkas: anyone who does find it will eventually be intrigued enough to at least look @ the boards
Liz: Any advice you have for it or the forum?
Arkas: I don't get paid to advise anything
Arkas: you assume the advice I don't have is worth something
Arkas: that in itself is funny
Liz: Fine fine.
Liz: How did you find FKR?
Arkas: Grave
Arkas: bastard was all "bitch, register nao!!!"
Arkas: so I'm all "no u"
Arkas: ...it was at that point I realized he had to in order to create the place
Arkas: we settled the dispute w/ a Force Choke match
Arkas: I won
Liz: And how did that match go down?
Arkas: ...I won
Arkas: I, literally, choked a bitch
Liz: I mean, was it an intense fight?
Arkas: it would have been
Liz: Or did he not struggle?
Arkas: but he was too busy laughing at the concept to offer much resistance
Arkas: I'd still have kicked his ass
Liz: I believe that.
Arkas: as resident Sith Lord, it's not really an even match
Liz: Ok, who do you think is the best poster on FKR?
Arkas: ...caught me off guard
Arkas: I'm not really sure
Arkas: Kiwi is funny
Arkas: your posts make sense
Arkas: Seraph, like me, doesn't post THAT much
Arkas: Grave can't win because he runs the place
Arkas: I sit around and scream at ppl
Liz: Do you poke them with a cane as well?
Arkas: Wiki's not allowed to win any awards
Arkas: ...poke?
Arkas: w/ a cane?
Arkas: christ, woman!!!
Arkas: who do you think I am?
Arkas: Yoda?
Arkas: plz
Arkas: I don't train younglings
Arkas: I pwn n00bs
Arkas: srsly
Liz: But canes make good weapons at times
Arkas: I don't do wizardry
Arkas: I smash
Arkas: or slice in half
Arkas: now, poke w/ a lightsaber, yes, I'll do that
Liz: Ok, what's the worst thing about FKR?
Arkas: it feels like an unbastardized WF
Liz: What do you say that?
Arkas: no fucktards here to piss me off every 2.3 minutes
Arkas: but I know many of the members
Liz: So you want someone to piss you off?
Arkas: no
Arkas: I don't
Liz: Is there anyone you wish was on FKR that isn't?
Arkas: Kat, probably
Arkas: other than that
Arkas: not really
Arkas: Lithium would be nice too
Arkas: I know her IRL
Liz: I agree
Arkas: but she doesn't hardly even get on MSN much
Liz: I wish she would post on FKR
Arkas: stuck doing other stuff
Arkas: LOTR Online
Arkas: Rock Band 2
Arkas: the Happy Tree Friends game, DLable off Xbox Live
Arkas: maybe some other things
Arkas: dunno

The FKR Game Story-
Liz: So, do you enjoy reading the FKR Game story?
Arkas: yes
Liz: Favorite part so far?
Arkas: it typically makes a bad day get much better
Arkas: 2:
Arkas: Grave killing Wiki (and the rest of his teammates)
Arkas: and Grave and Wiki fighting, drunkenly, over the barstool and shot glass
Liz: Both invovling Grave and Wiki
Arkas: well, you've got to understand that Grave fails
Arkas: to an unhealthily epic lvl
Arkas: Wiki just happened to be the victim or other drunken bastard at the time
Liz: But, what about Amber?
Liz: He must not fail too badly.
Arkas: ...excuse me while I go reread that part
Liz: Ok
Arkas: ...you said he
Arkas: did I not read far enough?
Arkas: Wiki called Amber a chick
Arkas: *reads moar*
Liz: Yeah, she is a chick
Arkas: ...but you said "he"
Arkas: I thought there've only been 3 gay guys
Arkas: Oda Yami and the other 2 fag/pricks
Liz: There was a few
Liz: They came over while the two took me away
Arkas: that clearly thinks it's ok to reach for other mens' butts in a bar
Arkas: so 5 then
Arkas: still
Arkas: ...oh
Arkas: when you said he
Arkas: you meant Grave
Arkas: ok
Liz: Yes
Arkas: you switched ppl too quickly on me
Arkas: so, anyways
Arkas: I'm not sure what to think about Grave getting a woman
Liz: Shocked?
Liz: Happy?
Arkas: it could be a cover, but.............
Arkas: eh, I dunno
Liz: He did marry her
Arkas: Amber seems like quite the bitch
Arkas: so I mean.....
Arkas: when you think about it, that's the only type of woman I can think of that would go for Grave
Arkas: he needs someone to whip him into shape
Liz: Do you think they will last?
Arkas: or at least get him off the couch to go do yardwork
Arkas: eh, long enough
Arkas: probably 3 or so chapters
Arkas: then he'll end up drunk at a bar again, find another barstool and shotglass to take home
Liz: And repeat the process?
Arkas: she'll come and find him "making out" w/ the less than alive objects
Arkas: and Spartan kick him through the closest brick wall
Arkas: he'll be out for days
Liz: Do you think Grave really killed Wiki?
Arkas: no
Arkas: his aim isn't that good
Arkas: he has no concept of "auto targetting'
Arkas: ...besides, w/ our luck, one of the docs shoved a Phoenix Down up his nose
Liz: Yeah. Do you think the gang will make it out of the game alive? Or did Grave screw us all royally?
Arkas: him and Venom will end up stuck outside the game
Arkas: in the real world
Arkas: and have to barrel roll back in to get us out
Arkas: except that time
Arkas: we'll leave them
Arkas: and just game w/ 'em on Fridays or something
Liz: Do you think Grave knows how to do a barrel roll?
Arkas: he never bothered to learn the skill
Arkas: but, in the real world, he could go get some lessons from the original barrel roll master, Fox McCloud
Arkas: StarFox 64, gentlemenz

His Thoughts on Grave-
Liz: How did you and Grave meet?
Arkas: ...I really don't remember
Arkas: it's been a lil while
Arkas: I think he was already an admin when I came back to WF
Arkas: been too long for that shit to be important
Liz: What is your honest opinion of him?
Arkas: he's a good guy
Arkas: he really is
Arkas: he means the best most of the time


Thank Arkas for this great interview! Remember guys, if you want to be interviewed, let Grave and me know. Until next time!

Solitary Seraph Interview, by The Liztress

The first ever interview for the FK Fanzine! I, Liz, interviewed one of our members. Here's how it went. I broke the interview up into parts, and did omit a little bit of fluff.

General Information-
Liz: First off, could you please tell me your name and who you are on FKR?
Sean: I'm Sean, Solitary Seraph on FKR.
Liz: So, can you tell us more about yourself?
Sean: I'm 22, I'm 6'3, I get dressed in a certain order, I wash my hands more times than is probably healthy, and I enjoy posting with friends.
Liz: Well, would you like to tell everyone what kind of music, games, and movies you like?
Sean: I'm mostly an RPG whore, I listen to metal of all types and 80s/90s pop rock, and I love horror movies.
Liz: Any favorites you have?
Sean: My favorite series are the Suikoden, Earthbound, and Breath of Fire series, my favorite horror movie is Halloween for it's spectacular use of suspense, and my favorite band at the moment is...um...too hard to decide at the moment!
Liz: You like The Jonas Brothers, don't you?
Sean: Who's that?
Liz: Umm, they are the Jonas brothers.
Liz: They are from Disney.
Sean: no idea.
Liz: Ah, well... Forget about them then.

Fallen Knights Refuge and the Fallen Knights Fanzine-
Liz: How did you find FKR?
Sean: I got bullied into joining by Gra-I made a deal with him. He posts on Anfiniti and I post on FKR.
Liz: How are you enjoying your time on FKR?
Sean: It's been pretty fun, especially talking to people. It's much more relaxing than Grave makes it out to be, and some of the people I already knew and some of them are friendly. Then there's kiwi...
Liz: Kiwi? You have a problem with the fruit?
Sean: Not at all, it was for dramatic groundhog effect.
Liz: Ah, do you think FKR is destined to be the next hippest place to post?
Sean: It will be second only to anfiniti in terms of hip, flip, and radicalness.
Liz: Do you feel like the staff at FKR does a good job? Or they need room for improvement?
Sean: I think they do a great job moderating, especially since they are the bulk of the posts. probably they should start inviting friends, but that's the only thing I can think of.
Liz: What do you feel about the Fanzine?
Sean: I think that a lot of the articles need to be longer, but that it's a great start.
Liz: What is your favotire thing about FKR? Is it a thread, forum, game, or member?
Sean: There's too much to enjoy about FKR to sit there and go "Well, X is my favorite thing."
Liz: Could name a couple things you like on FKR?
Sean: I like the FKR game, the Indie Gaming Thread, and how interested it seems in how everyone is, with threads ilke "What made you happy" "What pissed you off" "post here before going offline"
Liz: Are there things that you don't like on FKR?
Sean: KIIIIWIIIII
Sean: No, not really, there isn't anything I could say I didnt like.

The FKR Game story-
Liz: Do you think the gang will ever make it out of the game in the FKR game?
Sean: Sure, once they starve
Liz: Do you think Amber will stay with Grave? Or will he scare her off?
Sean: She's still with him?
Liz: Last we heard, yeah.
Sean: its a new record!
Liz: Does Grave have a record?
Sean: a record of suck
Liz: What did you think of Oda Yami?
Sean: Oda Yami scares me
Liz: Do you think Wiki is dead? Or did Grave mess up his attack on him?
Sean: Wiki cant die
Liz: Is he immortal?
Sean: no, Grave just screwed up and gave him reraise!
Liz: Ah.

His thoughts about Grave-
Liz: How did you meet Grave, or LoC on FKR?
Sean: he was brought to Anfiniti by a mutual friend, Kyuuketsuki. Then he disappeared after spam whoring, then returned after I accidently deleted his account (along with 300 others ;-; ) to bitch, and has stayed since
Liz: Spam whoring? Are we talking about the same person?
Sean: Post whoring*
Liz: What do you have to say about your induction into the FKR staff? Do you think it will be temporary or do you hope it's permanent?
Sean: I think for now it'll be temporary, because FKR doesnt really need any more staff, but once it grows I hope it will be temporary.
Liz: So, no matter what, you hope it was only temporary?
Sean: I think for now it'll be temporary, because FKR doesnt really need any more staff, but once it grows I hope it will be temporary permanent.
Liz: Oh, ok.
Liz: Have you ever seen a picture of Grave? And did you know he's considered a mythical creature because no one has seen him?
Sean: I have. There was a picture of him in the mall that was posted.
Liz: Was it on a milk carton?
Sean: Nope. Would you like to see it?
Liz: Yes please
Sean: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7848/gravenw4.jpg
Liz: No way...
Sean: srs
Liz: He looks pretty in pink
Liz: How did you get that picture?
Sean: google
Sean: >_>
Liz: lmao
Liz: Well, I guess this is all I can think of asking, besides how does it make you feel that Grave loves your typing?
Liz: That it is a guilty pleasure of his.
Sean: whatever floats his boat, as long as he doesnt try to slow ride me
Liz: But a fast ride is ok?
Sean: only with you baby :*
Liz: You do know that will be included in the interview posted.
Sean: *coughs*
Liz: Well, thanks for answering my questions.
Sean: No problem. :p

This has been an interview by The Liztress. Hope you all enjoyed it and please comment! And if you want to be interviewed, let me or Grave know and we will set up an interview with you.

The FKR Story Part 1, by The Liztress

*One night in a dark room, Grave signs online and checks his email

Grave- Hmm... Spam, spam, and "Small penis? Take 3 of these pillz" *clicks to delete the emails* Ah! A new email from Arkas. Wonder what he's got to say...

Arkas' email: Yo Grave! Been playing this new game online. Not as awesome as City of Heroes/City of Villians but still, a free online game that doesn't suck is worth trying. Click the link and join now! I expect to see you on there tonight when I log in. No excuses! You know you have nothing better to do.

Grave- What the hell could it hurt to join? Maybe I'll find some people to join the forum and then I'll be one step closer to ruling the interwebz! Mwhahahahahahahaha*cough* Damn, it's been so long since I've felt the need to laugh like that. I'm rusty.

*Grave goes to the forum and posts a new thread, commanding everyone to join. Then, he goes to the website and begins downloading the game. *3 hours later and a few drinks into the night* Damn... How big is the fucking thing? *Gets an IM*

Wiki- yo grave dude
Grave- yo Wiki
Wiki- im dling tha game you linked to in the forum
Wiki- have u chose who u goin be yet?
Grave- I haven't. Hell, I haven't even read the stuff about it. I just decided to join since AK said it was worth doing.
Wiki- hahaha then u dont kno that by dling it, u gave ur soulz to the game
Grave- Fuck. Damn AK. I wonder if he knew about that.
Grave- Have you talked to anyone else to see if they joined?
Wiki- Yeah talked to lizz
Wiki- before she blocked me she said shes been playing it for awhile now
Grave- I bet she's at a super high level then. I'll have to watch my back around her.
Wiki- nah she complained that som dudes wont let her lvl up
Wiki- but she has tons of gold
Grave- Well... I'm sure she earned that money.
Wiki- lulz its her outfit the guyz have a thread on teh games forum about it
Wiki-yesss the downloads done im off
Wiki- peace grave
Grave- Later Wiki. My download's at 96% so I might as well get ready to play. *closes IM*

*Installs game, boots up and creates a Dark Wizard Lvl. 1 with the name LoC. He begins to go around the small town he was placed in. He recognizes a few names and goes over to them.*


LoC- So... AK, you chose to be a tiny dog man? lmao
AK- Umm, do I know you?
LoC- Arkas? Your damn jokes aren't funny.
AK- Who's Arkas? I'm Tim. And you shouldn't cuss.
LoC- Dude, I'm drunk and if I want to call you a fucking dickweed, I will.
AK- O_O I'm telling my mommy!
*logs out*
LoC- Shit...
Overlord AK- LMAO, Grave dude... You just scared off a kid.
LoC- AK? Seriously is that you?
Overlord AK- SRSLY dude. Bout time you showed up.
Dark Seraph- Hey guys! Did you know there's a damn group thats following this hot female character around?
Overlord AK- lol Yeah. I told them she'll flash them if they constantly follow her.
LoC- Guys. Following a girl... I was told about this already by someone...
Phunky Guy- I told you about it, Grave.
LoC- Who are you?
Phunky Guy- its wiki and that chick is lizz
Overlord AK- I know. That's why I told the guys that. lol
Dark Seraph- Wow... I bet she'll be pissed when she finds out.
Liztress- She is pissed. But she has a plan to get Arkas back.
Overlord AK- I doubt you can do anything.
LoC- Liz! How long have you been playing this game? Wiki said you got a bunch of gold.
Liztress- About 2 months now. I told Arkas about it last week. And yeah, I got some gold. >.>
Dark Seraph- Umm... Liz... Your character's outfit is hawt.
Liztress- Ugh... I know. This is what I get for letting my boyfriend create my character.
Phunky Guy- hes got good taste
Overlord AK- He's dressed her like any guy would want a female to look like... What's your character again?
Liztress- She's a pirate. Don't ask why I chose it but I like the bonus she gets. <3 +3 attack points when fighting sea creatures. I hear a few bosses are tough unless you have a pirate in your party.
LoC- You know, ninjas are better than pirates.
Dark Seraph- Unless they let their boyfriends dress them. lol
Overlord AK- I couldn't get my girl to join. And there's no way in hell I'm going to play dress up.

*A quiet ringing noise gets Grave's attention. He got an in-game email from someone*

LoC- Anyone know how to read the emails on here?
Overlord AK- Didn't you read the site before joining?
LoC- No, but if I did I would have known that I signed my soul away!
Phunky Guy- lolz grave dude
Overlord AK- It don't say that.
Liztress- You really shouldn't believe what Wiki says.
Dark Seraph- Grave, hit CTRL + O to read the message. Chances are it's a mission.
Liztress- Yeah, the "Find a party and try to kill a few monsters" mission.
Overlord AK- That mission sucked. I could only find one person to join my party.
Phunky Guy- admit it AK you liked havin me in ur group
Overlord AK- No. I didn't.
LoC- Yep. It's the mission. And I need 3 party members. Who wants to join me?

~~~~~Character Descriptions

LoC- Lvl. 1 Dark Wizard (looks like the wizard guy off the cell phone commercial, just wearing a darker color robe. Uses a rod.)
Overlord AK- Lvl. 4 Human Gunner (looks like an overly muscled guy in dark green leather jacket and white shirt with black pants. Uses a gun.)
Dark Seraph- Lvl. 2 Dark Elf (is a grey skinned elf wearing black with red trimming. Uses a bow.)
Phunky Guy- Lvl. 1 Beast Thief (is a light brown thief with dog ears. Wears a light red tunic and pants. Uses a small knife.)
Liztress- Lvl. 1 Human Pirate (is *apparently* scantily dressed wearing a white middriff top and brown leather skirt. Uses a rapier.)

Welcome to the new Fallen Knights Fanzine!

This is only our 20th host or something, and only our 5th different format, but let's give this baby another go! This is LoC yet again, and I hope we can now finally begin to get this blog back off the ground. While it may take a few days to get everything completely set up, I am hoping to get the groundwork, and most of our content for the first issue up by tonight. Helping me out with this project will be The Liztress, and a number of others who will be contributing as writers or in other ways. So check us out, keep visiting, and look forward to our September 2008 issue soon to come!

Liz here, I wanted to add to this post a couple of things. First off, if you get have anything you want feel free to let us know! Oh, and let us know what you think of the FKFanzine.