Interviewing Lamb

My second interview, was done interviewing Lanza, is well known not at FKR itself, but at many sites that are in some way or another, related to FKR.

nostalgic wiki (9:5 8:45 PM): Greetings my friend, Welcome to the Wiki show. How are you doing today?

Lxnza (9:59:19 PM): That's a very cliché question and I doubt you really care about how I'm doing.

nostalgic wiki (9:59:46 PM): You are correct, but it looks polite to ask, and since this question will be desplayed publicly, I decided to pull out all the stops.

nostalgic wiki (9:59:56 PM): So, if you will, please answer the question.

Lxnza (10:00:17 PM): A cliché question gets a cliché answer! I'm fine. And you?

nostalgic wiki (10:00:26 PM): Im just swell thank you.

nostalgic wiki (10:01:08 PM): First things first, I must ask, what is your opinion on th is circuss of a presidential election process? This year has been nothing short of a soap opera imo, but I would like to know what you think.

Lxnza (10:03:14 PM): What can you say about it? The self-proclaimed Maverick warmongering sociopath is going to do all he can to make the economy further insert its extensions into the assholes of the American people, and my vote is for Obama, who will at least make the insanity come at a steady pace rather than add to it.

nostalgic wiki (10:03:59 PM): Ahhh, but, haven't you heard? He is a terrorist!

Lxnza (10:04:28 PM): I have heard this assertion, and in response to it: At least his brand of terrorism would be exciting.

nostalgic wiki (10:05:19 PM): Lol, I was not being serious, but that is a great answer if I have ever heard one.

nostalgic wiki (10:06:21 PM): Moving on.

nostalgic wiki (10:06:40 PM): You were recently banned from Wire Forums, yet I here you asked for it, care to explain why?

Lxnza (10:08:46 PM): I cut ties with it because going there was essentially pointless at the time - and it's not like it was some beacon of activity or wholesome discussion. Not that I contributed to any of that or anything, but if you . . . you know, I can't think of an analogy that doesn't involve food.

nostalgic wiki (10:09:18 PM): Lol, I think any situation can be described by a simple food20analogy

Lxnza (10:09:44 PM): Yes, well.

Lxnza (10:10:03 PM): If you add one piece of shrimp to a brothy soup, it only makes that small bite a delicacy.

Lxnza (10:10:12 PM): And the rest of it is blnd.

Lxnza (10:10:16 PM): bland*

nostalgic wiki (10:10:47 PM): So, for all the women out there who want to know, what does the Lanza look for in a woman?

Lxnza (10:11:11 PM): Intelligence.

nostalgic wiki (10:11:21 PM): And boobs, amirite?

Lxnza (10:11:44 PM): Smaller ones are better than anything.

nostalgic wiki (10:12:39 PM): Its time to move onto a round that I like to call, that or this, because this or that is overused.

Lxnza (10:13:01 PM): Go on

nostalgic wiki (10:13:16 PM): I will state two things, with an "or" in the middle.

Lxnza (10:13:22 PM): Ok.

nostalgic wiki (10:13:27 PM): You choose one of those things.

nostalgic wiki (10:13:30 PM): First

nostalgic wiki (10:13:38 PM): Cat food or Dog food

Lxnza (10:13:45 PM): Dog food.

nostalgic wiki (10:14:10 PM): "this or that" or "that or this"

Lxnza (10:14:19 PM): The former.

Lxnza (10:14:25 PM): Rolls off the tongue better.

nostalgic wiki (10:15:09 PM): Rap or Country

Lxnza (10:15:20 PM): Country.

Lxnza (10:15:26 PM): lol

nostalgic wiki (10:15:31 PM): Lol or loL

Lxnza (10:15:38 PM): Lol

nostalgic wiki (9:16:20 PM): Chatrooms or Forums or blogs.

Lxnza (9:16:31 PM): Forums.

nostalgic wiki (9:16:49 PM): KKK or the Black Panthers

Lxnza (9:17:02 PM): KKK

nostalgic wiki (9:18:02 PM): Industrial or commercial work

Lxnza (9:18:15 PM): Indifferent.

nostalgic wiki (9:18:48 PM): Pepperoni or sausage

Lxnza (9:18:56 PM): Pepperoni.

nostalgic wiki (9:19:06 PM): Nice nice.

nostalgic wiki (9:19:14 PM): Chicken or Steak?

Lxnza (9:20:25 PM): Steak,

nostalgic wiki (9:20:57 PM): Mai or Aryah

Lxnza (9:21:10 PM): . . .

Lxnza (9:21:28 PM): In what context?

nostalgic wiki (9:21:29 PM): Let me rephraze that.

nostalgic wiki (9:22:02 PM): I was goign to say sex with, but I changed my mind.

nostalgic wiki (9:22:05 PM): Meeting them IRL.

Lxnza (9:22:21 PM): Probably Aryah.

Lxnza (9:22:33 PM): More mysterious.

nostalgic wiki (9:23:04 PM): Cake or Pie

Lxnza (9:23:15 PM): Pie.

nostalgic wiki (9:23:25 PM): The Blogosphere, or televised media.

Lxnza (9:23:38 PM): Indifferent.

nostalgic wiki (9:24:20 PM): Sharks or Alligators

Lxnza (9:24:27 PM): Sharks.

nostalgic wiki (9:24:37 PM): TIme for the next round.

Lxnza (9:24:44 PM): brb

Lxnza (9:26:14 PM): K

nostalgic wiki (9:26:26 PM): Time for the favorites round.

nostalgic wiki (9:26:38 PM): Ill ask what your favorite of something is.

nostalgic wiki (9:26:41 PM): You resond

nostalgic wiki (9:26:51 PM): Favorite Type of Cheese

Lxnza (9:27:01 PM): Parmesan.

nostalgic wiki (9:27:05 PM): Soda

Lxnza (9:27:25 PM): Orange Crush.

nostalgic wiki (9:27:41 PM): Horror movie

Lxnza (9:27:55 PM): Good question.

Lxnza (9:28:09 PM): Shazam.

nostalgic wiki (9:28:15 PM): Lol.

nostalgic wiki& nbsp;(9:28:23 PM): Shaq is a scary guy.

Lxnza (9:28:23 PM): No.

Lxnza (9:28:31 PM): His acting is scary, yeah.

Lxnza (9:28:38 PM): But I retract that statement from the public.

nostalgic wiki (9:28:53 PM): Really? Its led to a funny spin off conversation.

Lxnza (9:29:01 PM): lol

Lxnza (9:29:16 PM): It's a shameless Scary Movie reference.

nostalgic wiki (9:29:17 PM): Just state what your favorite horror flick is, and we will move on to the next question.

nostalgic wiki (9:29:30 PM): Aye.

Lxnza (9:29:43 PM): Leprechaun 3. It's technically intended to be a horror flick.

nostalgic wiki (9:29:58 PM): US coin

Lxnza (9:30:10 PM): Dime.

nostalgic wiki (9:30:17 PM): Type of lava

Lxnza (9:30:30 PM): The hot kind.

nostalgic wiki (9:30:56 PM): Illegal drug, if you had to do one.

Lxnza (9:31:07 PM): Heroin.

Lxnza (9:31:17 PM): Because I'm a badass motherfucker.

nostalgic wiki (9:31:28 PM): Famous drug addict

Lxnza (9:31:36 PM): Charles Manson?

nostalgic wiki (9:31:41 PM): Lol

nostalgic wiki (9:31:50 PM): IS he also your favorite serial killer?

nostalgic wiki (9:32:04 PM): If not, who is?

Lxnza (9:32:05 PM): Nope.

Lxnza (9:32:10 PM): Hm . . .

Lxnza (9:32:39 PM): Jozef Stalin killed because he thought he was a god, and because he loved being a n overlord.

Lxnza (9:32:47 PM): I can relate to that, I think.

nostalgic wiki (9:32:58 PM): Internet forum

Lxnza (9:33:20 PM): www.Pojo.com

Lxnza (9:33:36 PM): Their message boards.

nostalgic wiki (9:33:37 PM): Favorite Rock, according to its flavor.

Lxnza (9:33:48 PM): Dwayne Johnson.

nostalgic wiki (9:33:53 PM): Nice.

Lxnza (9:34:04 PM): The man has great flavor.

nostalgic wiki (9:34:05 PM): favorite conqueror.

Lxnza (9:36:09 PM): None.

nostalgic wiki (9:36:18 PM):

nostalgic wiki (9:36:39 PM): Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, cmon man, Attila the fucking hun!

nostalgic wiki (9:36:44 PM): Dont give me none!!! O:

Lxnza (9:37:03 PM): Lxnza: None.

nostalgic wiki (9:37:11 PM):

nostalgic wiki (9:37:13 PM): Well

nostalgic wiki (9:37:20 PM): Time for the fourth and final round.

nostalgic wiki (9:37:25 PM): Serious question round.

nostalgic wiki (9:37:30 PM): First.

nostalgic wiki (9:38:02 PM): Who do you think would win in a four way battle between the Hulk, Darth Vader, Godzilla, and the Megazord from the first season of power rangers.

Lxnza (9:38:32 PM): Seasoned Darth Vader, from Episode 5?

nostalgic wiki (9:39:04 PM): Darth vader as he was meant to be displayed, as the most poerful sith ever. Cant judge him by his stiff movements in the older movies.

Lxnza (9:39:50 PM): Hulk would break the Megazord, grab Godzilla's throat and clench enough to make it stop breathing, and overpower Darth Vader. But Darth Vader has that lightsaber, and force lightning, so it all depends on if those could penetrate Hulk's extremely tough skin.

nostalgic wiki (9:40:05 PM): I think the Saber is the only thing that could.

nostalgic wiki (9:40:21 PM): Next question.

Lxnza (9:40:24 PM): Probably Darth Vader.

Lxnza (9:40:33 PM): Depending on if Hulk could force his way through The Force.

Lxnza (9:40:35 PM): Shoot.

nostalgic wiki (9:40:49 PM): If you hade to nuke one nation till there was nothing left, which would you choose.

Lxnza (9:41:05 PM): Can I just nuke Europe?

nostalgic wiki (9:41:25 PM): Nope, only one European nation.

nostalgic wiki (9:41:55 PM): And also, if you could frame any nation, and make it seem like they are the ones that nuked them, which would you choose?

Lxnza (9:43:55 PM): I can't choose!

nostalgic wiki (9:44:25 PM): Lol, lets just go with the entire world then.

nostalgic wiki (9:44:47 PM): If you died from a viral infection, which virus would you prefer to contract?

Lxnza (9:45:56 PM): Wow.

nostalgic wiki (9:46:20 PM): The wow virus.

nostalgic wiki (9:46:22 PM): Great choice

Lxnza (9:46:31 PM): Yup.

nostalgic wiki (9:46:37 PM): Lol.

Lxnza (9:46:39 PM): I'd die from continuously playing WoW.

nostalgic wiki (9:46:49 PM): Definitely a virus.

Lxnza (9:46:53 PM): People have done it.

nostalgic wiki (9:46:57 PM): Well sir.

nostalgic wiki (9:47:16 PM): I would like to continue this, but I am all out of time.

nostalgic wiki (9:48:24 PM): You can look forward to seeing this in the FKR fanzine after my personal editors have their way with it.

nostalgic wiki (9:48:46 PM): It was a pleasure having you here on the wiki show today.

Interviewing a godess

My first interview for the fanzine is of Fkr member Zoe aka Kayzen.
It is done on MSN, and, my computers clock is all messed up so the times you see next to the messages are in no way accurate.


(10:02:38 PM) Wiki: Hello, welcome to the Wiki show, how are you fairing today>?
(10:02:50 PM) Zoe: I'm good thanks, how about yourself?
(10:02:56 PM) Wiki: I'm pretty good.
(10:03:23 PM) Wiki: First off, this interview is for the FKR fanzine, so I must ask, what do you think of it?
(10:03:51 PM) Zoe: It's pretty good, I read it whenever I can't think of anything to do and it offers me lots of entertainment
(10:04:20 PM) Wiki: Lol, I believe you ;)
(10:04:52 PM) Wiki: You live in Canada, what do Canadians think of this soap opera of a presidential race the US is having?
(10:05:25 PM) Zoe: honestly, I'm not sure...I don't follow it haha
(10:05:50 PM) Wiki: But isnt it true that Canadians are all linked together mentally and have no free though, they exist as one giant brain mass?
(10:08:48 PM) Wiki: Oh, were we not supposed to know about that? Ill be sure to not include it in the final printing of this interview.
(10:09:10 PM) Zoe: oh hahha...yeah we sure do
(10:09:43 PM) Wiki: Ok, glad we clarified that.
(10:10:03 PM) Wiki: So what does the Zoe like to do in her free time?
(10:10:20 PM) Zoe: haha what free time? since I started working I barely have any free time
(10:10:55 PM) W iki: Oh Rly?
(10:11:21 PM) Zoe: yarly
(10:11:26 PM) Zoe: except for right now
(10:11:28 PM) Zoe: >_>
(10:11:29 PM) Zoe: <_<
(10:11:36 PM) Wiki: Well, thank zues for that.
(10:11:45 PM) Zoe: no prob
(10:11:55 PM) Wiki: So, many men out there are wanting to know.
(10:12:10 PM) Wiki: What kind of Underwear do you sport?
(10:12:3 5 PM) Zoe: guess and I might tell you
(10:13:00 PM) Wiki: Dont tell me, tell your fans who will be reading this!
(10:14:27 PM) Wiki: Oh, I misread what you said.
(10:14:32 PM) Wiki: You want me to guess.
(10:14:36 PM) Wiki: Hmmmm.
(10:14:45 PM) Wiki: Granny Panties.
(10:14:49 PM) Zoe: no lol
(10:15:18 PM) Wiki: Thongz
(10:15:29 PM) Zoe: I love how thats your second guess lol...but yeah
(9:16:06 PM) Wiki: Its probably the most popular form of female underwear right now, it was only logical.
(9:16:44 PM) Zoe: gotcha
(9:17:11 PM) Wiki: We will be moving on the what I like to call, this or that.
(9:17:21 PM) Wiki: I will say two things, with an "or" in the middle.
(9:17:26 PM) Wiki: And you say which one you prefer.
(9:17:30 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: okay shoot
(9:17:38 PM) Wiki: KKK or Black Panters
(9:17:40 PM) Wiki: Panthers*
(9:17:58 PM) Zoe >are you up for this ?<: Uhhh I dunno what the black panthers are so go figure
(9:18:12 PM) Wiki: K well
(9:18:26 PM) Wiki: KKK or Pro African American Organization
(9:18:37 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: oh PAAO
(9:19:00 PM) Wiki: Peperoni or sausage
(9:19:55 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: pepperoni
(9:20:14 PM) Wiki: Sex with Wiki, or Sex with Lanza.
(9:20:33 PM) Wiki: Sorry, girl on the internet, you cant aviod these questions.
(9:20:46 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: well thats a lose lose answer kind of question
(9:21:07 PM) Wiki: Yes, but one is less lose.
(9:21:24 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: I can't have both? ;_;
(9:22:12 PM) Wiki: If you want
(9:22:21 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: sweet, then I chose both, at the same time
(9:22:34 PM) Wiki: Who would get the front door, and who would get the back door.
(9:22:44 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: I dunno, guess thats up to you guys
(9:22:54 PM) Wiki: No, you must decide!
(9:23:37 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: well, it doesn't matter to me...so iunno
(9:23:50 PM) Wiki: You could have us both go in the same door at the same time.
(9:24:05 PM) Wiki: You would have to decide which entrance though.
(9:24:22 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: lol I chose CHANGING THE SUBJECT
(9:24:31 PM) Wiki: Fair enough
(9:24:35 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: :)
(9:24:41 PM) Wiki: Time for the next round.
(9:24:46 PM) Wiki: Favorites.
(9:24:51 PM) Zoe >ar e you up for this?<: okay
(9:24:59 PM) Wiki: Favorite Singer
(9:25:05 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: Wayne Static
(9:25:12 PM) Wiki: Favorite Soda
(9:25:30 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: hmm...orange
(9:25:34 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: actually
(9:25:36 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: cream
(9:25:40 PM) Wiki: Favorite Interviewer.
(9:25:44 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: you of course
(9:25:48 PM) Wiki: <3
(9:25:53 PM) Wiki: Favorite fanzine>
(9:25:57 PM) Wiki: ?*
(9:26:11 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: well I've only read the one!
(9:26:44 PM) Wiki: Video game
(9:27:16 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: donkey kong
(9:27:29 PM) Wiki: Action movie
(9:29:26 PM) Zoe >are you up for this?<: pfft iunno anything with Jacky Chan
(9:29:43 PM) Wiki: Favorite anime
(9:29:54 PM) Zoe -_-: samurai champloo
(9:30:05 PM) Wiki: Song
(9:30:29 PM) Zoe -_-: uhmm iunno...too hard to choose
(9:30:45 PM) Wiki: Type of Lava
(9:30:53 PM) Zoe -_-: uhm no idea
(9:30:53 PM) Zoe -_-: lol
(9:31:02 PM) Wiki: Lol
(9:31:35 PM) Wiki: Who is your favorite famouse drug addict
(9:31:47 PM) Zoe -_-: I have no idea
(9:31:58 PM) Wiki: Emotocon
(9:33:20 PM) Zoe -_-: (Oo)
(9:34:32 PM) Wiki: It wont show up :(
(9:34:41 PM) Wiki: Can you do a simple one like ^__^
(9:34:52 PM) Zoe: lol okaaay...
(9:34:53 PM) Zoe: uhm
(9:35:01 PM) Zoe: ^_^ then
(9:35:06 PM) Wiki: >_>
(9:35:07 PM) Wiki: Well
(9:35:08 PM) Wiki: Ok
(9:35:14 PM) Wiki: Favorite food.
(9:35:24 PM) Zoe: spaghetti
(9:35:38 PM) Wiki: famous person, in accordance to sex appeal.
(9:36:20 PM) Zoe: uh not sure lol
(9:38:14 PM) Wiki: Time for the final round.
(9:38:21 PM) Wiki: What I like to call, serious question round.
(9:38:26 PM) Wiki: Are you ready?
(9:40:37 PM) Zoe: yeha go
(9:41:02 PM) Wiki: Who do you think would win in a four way battle between the Hulk, Darth Vader, Godzilla, and the Megazord from the first season of power rangers.
(9:41:11 PM) Wiki: I ask this question to all that I interview.
(9:41:36 PM) Zoe: godzilla
(9:42:01 PM) Wiki: Hmmm.
(9:42:05 PM) Wiki: Next question.
(9:42:22 PM) Wiki: If the world was wiped out by a virus, what virus would you want to do it?
(9:43:27 PM) Zoe: hmmm
(9:43:49 PM) Zoe: no idea, something quick but painful
(9:43:59 PM) Wiki: Ahhh, painful.
(9:44:04 PM) Wiki: I like your way of thinking.
(9:44:09 PM) Wiki: If you could have one super power.
(9:44:13 PM) Wiki: What would it be?
(9:44:48 PM) Zoe: be invisible
(9:45:04 PM) Wiki: What kind of naughty things would you do with this power?
(9:45:12 PM) Zoe: haha oh nothing
(9:45:30 PM) Wiki: Would you be a hero? And save the day from the tyranny of the wicked?
(9:45:39 PM) Zoe: no sir
(9:45:46 PM) Wiki: What would you do?
(9:46:54 PM) Zoe: just run around naked and be mean to people
(9:47:33 PM) Wiki: Well Zoe, thats all the time we have today on the Wiki show.
(9:48:03 PM) Wiki: You can look for this interview to be published in the fanzine sometime later this week after my personal editors are done with it.
(9:48:08 PM) Zoe: alrighty
(9:48:35 PM) Wiki: It was a pleasure having you here.
(9:48:50 PM) Zoe: thanks it was fun being here
(9:49:26 PM) Wiki: I am not off to bed.